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"There’s only one good thing about coming to these races and that is the vibrations from the cars. Oh, I love when them cars whiz by! Oh, I can feel the motor running up my legs."

"There’s only one good thing about coming to these races and that is the vibrations from the cars. Oh, I love when them cars whiz by! Oh, I can feel the motor running up my legs."

Happy Earth Day, have you shown your thanks accordingly?

Happy Earth Day, have you shown your thanks accordingly?

thedailywhat:

Teste Dessert of the Day: Please cup your hands together for Ben & Jerry’s newest ice cream flavor: Schweddy Balls.
First revealed in an interview with former Saturday Night Live cast member Ana Gasteyer, the flavor — named after the infamous SNL skit starring Gasteyer, Molly Shannon, and Alec Baldwin as Pete Schweddy — combines rum-X vanilla ice cream and fudge-covered rum and malt balls.
“For a long time, I thought that ‘Here Lies Pete Schweddy’ would end up on my tombstone,” Baldwin said in a press release. “Now, thanks to Ben & Jerry’s, the goodness of the Schweddy family recipe won’t go with me to the great beyond. It is immortalized here, right now, and it’s an ice cream. Ben & Jerry’s and Schweddy. Two great names in American dessert, together at last.”
Lick it while you can: Schweddy Balls will available for a limited time only.
[marketwatch / businesswire.]

Who doesn’t love schweddy balls?

thedailywhat:

Teste Dessert of the Day: Please cup your hands together for Ben & Jerry’s newest ice cream flavor: Schweddy Balls.

First revealed in an interview with former Saturday Night Live cast member Ana Gasteyer, the flavor — named after the infamous SNL skit starring Gasteyer, Molly Shannon, and Alec Baldwin as Pete Schweddy — combines rum-X vanilla ice cream and fudge-covered rum and malt balls.

“For a long time, I thought that ‘Here Lies Pete Schweddy’ would end up on my tombstone,” Baldwin said in a press release. “Now, thanks to Ben & Jerry’s, the goodness of the Schweddy family recipe won’t go with me to the great beyond. It is immortalized here, right now, and it’s an ice cream. Ben & Jerry’s and Schweddy. Two great names in American dessert, together at last.”

Lick it while you can: Schweddy Balls will available for a limited time only.

[marketwatch / businesswire.]

Who doesn’t love schweddy balls?

(Source: thedailywhat, via fuckyeahsnl)

Click through and start at 1:02 mark to see the real reason to watch NASCAR.

Click through and start at 1:02 mark to see the real reason to watch NASCAR.