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Taken from 23 Reasons To Date A Midwesterner by Emily Winter 



“Midwestern nice” doesn’t mean what you probably think it means. Ehem, it actually refers to Midwesterns in the sack! And even if it doesn’t, kindness is very important in a mate, no? Plus, it’s no coincidence that most of the manliest cities in America are Midwestern places. Here’s why you should really date someone from the Midwest.
1. We know how to play outside.
2. Detroit is actually pretty trendy right now.
3. Even our hipsters smile.
4. All the money we save by never seeing a shrink can be spent on you.
5. We know where to get the best beer, cheese, or pizza in the country. Sometimes all three.
6. Even the prissy ones can play a sport.
7. We talk to our neighbors.
8. We are wildly impressed by people from other parts of the country… even if you’re a total bonehead.
9. Oh man, can we hold our liquor.
10. We know that being a good person and having fun aren’t mutually exclusive.
11. Everybody knows somebody who has a lake house. Take a trip! It’ll cost you, like, $25 for the entire weekend.
12. We actually want to know how your day was.
13. Cute accents. Sort of.

Taken from 23 Reasons To Date A Midwesterner by Emily Winter

“Midwestern nice” doesn’t mean what you probably think it means. Ehem, it actually refers to Midwesterns in the sack! And even if it doesn’t, kindness is very important in a mate, no? Plus, it’s no coincidence that most of the manliest cities in America are Midwestern places. Here’s why you should really date someone from the Midwest.

1. We know how to play outside.

2. Detroit is actually pretty trendy right now.

3. Even our hipsters smile.

4. All the money we save by never seeing a shrink can be spent on you.

5. We know where to get the best beer, cheese, or pizza in the country. Sometimes all three.

6. Even the prissy ones can play a sport.

7. We talk to our neighbors.

8. We are wildly impressed by people from other parts of the country… even if you’re a total bonehead.

9. Oh man, can we hold our liquor.

10. We know that being a good person and having fun aren’t mutually exclusive.

11. Everybody knows somebody who has a lake house. Take a trip! It’ll cost you, like, $25 for the entire weekend.

12. We actually want to know how your day was.

13. Cute accents. Sort of.

  1. onelessminuteyouhaventlived reblogged this from goldenreel and added:
    Same same I’d be such a great girlfriend.
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    4 is so accurate…
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  6. behinddoornumbertwo reblogged this from goldenreel and added:
    Ok so technically Colorado isn’t “Midwest”, but all of these still apply.
  7. goldenreel reblogged this from boguskudos and added:
    Date me. Because Minnesotans are the nicest and have the best accents.
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    MN represent!
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    Hmmmm >_>
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