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AH-MAH-ZING

This is the interweb version of my cobwebbed mess of a brain. Follow me @joshuaowen on Twitter and JoshuaOwen on Instagram, if you do that sort of thing. Enjoy!

Ya’ll Tinashe is the love child of Aaliyah and Janet Jackson’s slow jams that we’ve all been waiting for.

"All Hands On Deck" // Tinashe // 2014

Some where in Heaven Joan Rivers is raising another glass to Jessica Lange for this.

Some where in Heaven Joan Rivers is raising another glass to Jessica Lange for this.

(Source: trolltina, via trolltina)

Hey please post ur chocolate chip cookie recipe? asked by Anonymous

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144 cookies down, 240 to go + a couple batches of scones.

144 cookies down, 240 to go + a couple batches of scones.

He’s a full-figured fella, ladies and gents.

He’s a full-figured fella, ladies and gents.

Thanks to all who supported my participation in the @indianaaidswalk! Cookie factory to commence tomorrow.

Thanks to all who supported my participation in the @indianaaidswalk! Cookie factory to commence tomorrow.

Friday morning dance party thanks to Drawing Bored for the find.

"I Spy" // Mikhael Paskalev // 2012

delusionofgrandure, sometimes you have to speak the language to be understood. And I didn’t realize a former purity ring-wearing boy band member posing with his shirt off was significant.
Also, I never claimed to be “young,” 33 years old going on about 60. :)
Finally, who cares about Barbara Streisand. Fill me in once Judy Garland rises from the dead, makes a martini and cuts a duet album with Jenny Lewis or Neko Case.

delusionofgrandure, sometimes you have to speak the language to be understood. And I didn’t realize a former purity ring-wearing boy band member posing with his shirt off was significant.

Also, I never claimed to be “young,” 33 years old going on about 60. :)

Finally, who cares about Barbara Streisand. Fill me in once Judy Garland rises from the dead, makes a martini and cuts a duet album with Jenny Lewis or Neko Case.

My treadmill time this evening will be spent with Jessie J and 2 Chainz

"Burnin’ Up feat. 2 Chainz" // Jessie J // 2014

Hey internet, yes there are new Nick Jonas pictures out today, take it easy.

Hey internet, yes there are new Nick Jonas pictures out today, take it easy.

Red sky morning, sailors take warning.

Red sky morning, sailors take warning.

This feels like an extension of Haim’s debut album and that’s not a bad thing.

"Old 45’s" // Chromeo // 2014

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