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AH-MAH-ZING

This is the interweb version of my cobwebbed mess of a brain. Follow me @joshuaowen on Twitter and JoshuaOwen on Instagram, if you do that sort of thing. Enjoy!

Today Bette treated her crate like a rock star at a hotel. She started the morning with one towel and one whole puppy pad.

Today Bette treated her crate like a rock star at a hotel. She started the morning with one towel and one whole puppy pad.

Fried egg and heirloom tomatoes on a cheddar/rosemary waffle.

Fried egg and heirloom tomatoes on a cheddar/rosemary waffle.

"I am just too much" - Bette Davis

"I am just too much" - Bette Davis

Caprese frittata. I’m on a caprese kick, because the tomatoes are so good.

Caprese frittata. I’m on a caprese kick, because the tomatoes are so good.

Morning juice

Morning juice

An exchange I shared with a passing car as I walked the dogs -

PC: Man take yo faggoty ass dogs home

Me: I’m the faggot. Leave the dogs out of this.

PC: Fuck You.

Me: You wish.

PC: *peels off down the street*

And scene.

A day late on this but here is my completion of the ALS challenge, I also just donated my funds. So I now nominate everyone to have a fantastic holiday weekend.

National excuse to post a picture of your dogs day?  Here are our fur kids. jonscott9

National excuse to post a picture of your dogs day?  Here are our fur kids. jonscott9

Brunch basics

Brunch basics

This is what happens when @jonscott81 and I both buy a bunch of bananas in the same day.

This is what happens when @jonscott81 and I both buy a bunch of bananas in the same day.

This little guy just wouldn’t leaf us alone when we got home.

This little guy just wouldn’t leaf us alone when we got home.

I am Groot = Happy Hump Day

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Late dinner, caprese bruschetta with seared prosciutto

Late dinner, caprese bruschetta with seared prosciutto

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